May 2011
When your mom calls your full name.
April 2011
when your crush tells you they like you, first..
That awkward moment when your friends are on the...
I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like...
That awkward moment when someone says NIGGA and...
Oh lord this is my new line...
when people ask me why I eat so much :
when my parents ask me why Im always on the computer :
when my teacher asks me why I didnt do my homework :
when anonymous people ask me why I blog so much shit :
when people ask me why Im so immature :
When hoes ask me why I like to fuck them :
When people ask me why im on tumblr all the time :
When you are happily tumbling and your mom asks...
I don't know how people can do things like this...
When I try to do it I end up like this;
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
When you finally call your girlfriend back after...
kickapoo:
It’s a party, it’s a party, it’s a...
Press play and relive your childhood.
MY EXACT...
Home Alone
In the Daytime:
At Night:
LMFAO.
Hearing bad rappers rap on a good beat.
On facebook:
5 Hours later:
On tumblr 5 seconds later:
Remember when you were little..
And you were at Wal-Mart with your mom or some shit, and you see this amazing ass toy and so you grab it, and run straight to your mom all happy and shit.
“Mom… Can you buy me this?”
But then your Mom says:
“NOOOO…Nononononnooppeee.”
And crushes your dream of being that kid with the coolest toy in school or neighborhood.
I still do this shit aha .
^
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you :
then i realize it was my reflection in the store mirror
What is wrong with humanity?
” I’ll catch a grenade for you “
Normal teenage girls:
Me:
” WHY ARE PEOPLE THROWING GRENADES AT ME? “
i like the feeling when you can tell someone is...
I’m all like.
School is almost over.
Javier Hernandez →
Legend in the making.
Being pissed to the point where you don't care...
Reblog if this is your first Easter on Tumblr
Reblog if you're thankful for all what Jesus did...
How I sit in class :
yassminza:
The urge you get to cuss out your teacher.
jordanfanatic:
